did u know that a snails nostril is right next to its but hole!!!!!!!!!!!


do u have some useless info that u want to share???

i got a whole heaps of them, tell me something stupid i dont know....being a stupid person i know alot of stupid stuff......lol

so give it to me baby

The term/phrase "rule of thumb" is originally from when it was legal to beat your wife with objects as long as they were no thicker than your own thumb - hence, the "rule of thumb".

gee that would be scary, hunny please dont beat me with that pen.....lol....im sure there was plenty of hurtful stuff a man could find....

a nice leather strap is always good....in these days of equality does this 'rule of thumb' apply to partners in general... mwa ha ha ha

...You can't freeze cheese

...A slug has four noses

...The shortest ever Cricket Test match lasted a total of 75 minutes

Did you know that Kilburn use to be called Chicago?

Hot water freezes quicker the cold

ARGH! I had a dream that this frozen bit of cheese was attacking me last night...WTF

Here are a couple stupid ones

Alfred Hitchcock had no bellybutton.

The albatross can fly while sleeping.

If a starfish is cut into pieces, each piece will grow into a whole starfish.

It is not possible to fold a piece of paper in half more than seven times.

Cats' pee glows under a black-light.

i can fly while sleeping too . seriously though thats pretty cool that a bird can do that

shakespeare invented the word luggage...

he also killed his first family by giving them all syphillus

omg I had this conversation at pool on tuesday night how that they tried to kill of a breed of pesty starfish by cutting them in half and throwing them back in the ocean.. thereby doubling their problem

starfish?? really?? omg

did u know that if u step on a lizard's tail and it detaches, the lizard will grow it back...and the tail thats detached, will keep slithering and moving around.

I'm sure there was a thread like this ages go.. something along the lines of USELESS FACTS

could be this one... the dates on some of the posts are pretty old

was that one of your useless facts?

hehe.. indeed it was!
i'm just full of them!

Yer I dug this one up...Was on about page 17 of the threads

Did you know that ppl paint their cats at a whoooping $15,000 US and they need to be re-done every 3 months................$60,000 a year

Check out the photos http://ueba.net/hosted_pages/Painted-Cats-20070219

...A pig orgasms for at least 30 minutes

...Hot water is heavier than cold

...A glass ball will bounce higher than a rubber one

Jealous???

Did you know...

The fear of failure is called kakorrhaphiophobia.

The fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia.

Worldwide, 20,000 brands of beer are brewed in 180 styles, from ales, lagers, pilsner and stouts to bitters, cream ales and iced beers.

Beer has been a popular beverage for a long time. Babylonian clay tablets show detailed recipes of beer making in 4300 BC. Beer was also brewed by the ancient Chinese, Assyrians and Incas.

An Egyptian text of 1600 BC gives 100 medical prescriptions using beer. A few years ago, the New Castle Brewery in England brewed 1,000 bottles Tutankhamun Ale from a 3,200-year old recipe found in the sun temple of Queen Nefertiti.

Not at all

OK, I have some more facts:

You are 8% more likely to get beatten up if you attend a public school

Glenelg and Semaphore beaches have the highest reading of feacal matter in South Australia

did you know that a hampster can only blink one eye at a time... seriously.. if you "hypothetically" (due to animal rights) go to poke it in both eyes at once... it can only shut one eye at a time.

Did you know...

...that you all only know me by my middle name, Sang.
...that nobody knows my first name at all.
...that I also have a Chinese name as well that is different to my normal name.
...that my normal name _ _ _ _ _ Sang _ _ is actually my Vietnamese name.
...that my name also means "Born From Heaven".
...that everybody in my family has an English name except me.
...I don't even know the bloody reason why everybody else in my family has an English name except me.

...that any westerner that has the surname or name "Lee" is derived from the Chinese "Li". Westerners adopted that surname as early as the Ming Dynasty

ooooohhh I want to try that!




that is common with vietnamese people , whats the deal with that(using all different names?????????

I don't know but my Vietnamese name was named after my grandad who was gunned down while he saved our family escape wartorn Vietnam and my Chinese name is my dad's side ancestral name dating back to the very first emperor of China.

Did you know...

...I can't speak a word of Vietnamese but I can speak and understand Cantonese although I'm really shit at it.
...that both my mum and dad speak fluent Vietnamese, Cantonese, Mandarin, Di Chui and a bit of French but are pretty lame at English.
...that it was compulsory in some schools in Vietnam for the students to learn French.

Did you know....

...that I cant speak danish, polish, spanish, bulgarian, arabic, mandarin, hungarian, dutch, russian, latin, puerto rican, mongolian, nigerian, afghanistan, turk, greek, thai, vietnamese, korean, italian, geman or japanese.

what can u speak? only english?


did u know that i can read, write and speak fluent greek
did you know that i can speak a little bit of italian
i was named after my grandmother

did you know that you are very slack and should try to learn from them

....i learnt italian, japanese, spanish and french in school and can't remember a single word of it!!

...that even tho i can't read, write or speak indonesian i can understand some of it.

I can speak English and Cantonese and various words from other languages... Also learnt some italian and jap but cant remember much.

...the great wall of china was built to keep the rabbits out (yes they had a big rabbit problem)

rofl!!!

did you know that's not gonna happen

highest reading of fecal matter... your a weird bitch nice way nice

did you know that if you run at 40000 feet/sec you can leave the earths atmosphere

It's TRUE! Oh, and so is the fact I made about the feacal matter

Also having an IVF baby leads to genetic defects...

really!?! i thought having an IVF baby would be able to remove all those genetic defects!?!

i dont know what an IVF baby is, I very friendly?

In Vitro Fertilisation is when they fertilise the egg outside of the body and place it back in to develope...

oh sweet as, im a normal pussy birth baby

Well, no , apparently not, it has been proven that these babies, when grown into mums and dads etc cause genetic defects in their line of family due to their genetics...

I'm not sure how...But they do...

I didn't think having an IVF baby would modify the genetics of a baby at all! But no I know otherwise

sweet, are you bisexual

did u know.........

.....snails have teeth

.....a "bap" is a hamburger bun in england.... i always thought it meant crap... like im having a bap.....lol

........the gastric juices of a snake can digest bone and teeth but not hair and fur

........the blow of a blue whale can reach over 12 meters in height..... thats the water hole on the head daana.... i know what ur thinking...lol

.......the short term memory capacity of most ppl is between 5 and 9 items or didgets.

.......the average person spends 2 weeks of their life waiting for traffic lights to change.

!: There is approximately one chicken for every human being on earth...

I think i spend that on average every year...... with my luck of traffic lights...

Did you know...

...you never find anything out until it's too late.
...if you find something out, you're normally pissed off or disappointed about it.
...that knowing too much can be annoying.
...that vegemite and icecream doesnt taste good???

here something i find funny.... when ppl say its always the last place u look.... as if ur gonna keep looking once u find it......

That's so true Shags.

Did you know...

If all things go well during my trip, I might never come back

did u know if u never came back we would all miss u...

That'd be true. But I'll make sure I postwhore it up on here.

Did you also know that I could come back here a married man? I have a suspicion my parents want me to meet some potential brides

ohhhhhhhhh..... well we will have to drag u around all over adelaide and give u a bucks party/send off before u go...... when u going?

oh and did u know cleopatra used to wear a fake beard.....

a fake beard??

I'm leaving on Monday but might be out on Friday at Transessions and maybe System 6. I wanna dance and drink $2 vodkas till the cows go home.

did u know i have kids this weekend so i may just come out and shout u a drink.....

did u know that egyptions used to use crushed beetle shells for eye shadow...